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February 2014
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Everybody sing! (To this tune, obviously- or maybe not so....)

♫His name was Timmy, he was a Phillie,
And a Cardinal for years before destroying all our ears
He caught Steve Carlton- go on, just ask him-
And when his booth career began- he quickly lost me as a fan
While Joe Buck does the call, he's quite the know-it-all
He sounds like nails on the baseball blackboard
Each and every fall!

Yes it's Timmy! (TIM!) Timmy McCarver!
You're not listening to Red Barber!
No, it's Timmy! (BOO!) Timmy McCarrrrrverrrrr
He's trying for laughs but they come out as gaffes
Yep with Timmy,.... that's what you get....

His name was Barry, last name of Zito
He was pitching pretty well, but Timmy dragged him straight to hell
For when the crowd cheered, it called out "Barry!"
McCarver heard a different chant and started yet another rant
Was he looped out on candy? Too many sips of brandy?
But just like that, he gave a shout-out to the guy who sang Mandy!

Yes it's Timmy! (TIM!) Timmy McCarver!
You're not listening to Red Barber!
No, it's Timmy! (BOO!) Timmy McCarrrrrverrrrr
He's trying for laughs but they come out as gaffes
Yep with Timmy,.... that's what you get....

His name is Timmy, he's still a sidekick
But it's been 30 years or more that he's been fucking up the store
He needs a gold watch, some Metamucil
And if Selig won't whack him, maybe FOX will
He sits there at his mike, no fact he doesn't like
It's time for MLB to tell this clown
To take a hike!

Yes it's Timmy! (TIM!) Timmy McCarver!
You're not listening to Red Barber!
No, it's Timmy! (BOO!) Timmy McCarrrrrverrrrr
He's trying for laughs but they come out as gaffes
Yep with Timmy,.... that's what you get....♫

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